portablemiah:

Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend

  • N00b
  • King Henry VIII
  • Sad cow
  • Potato skins
  • 5 Gum
  • United States army
  • That one gay Teletubby
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fuckyesjeanralphio:

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thefrogman:

Husband animates intoxicated wife’s joke about nachos.

Two Chips by Adam Patch [website | vimeo]

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I hope I have a marriage with someone where I can get drunk and tell stupid stories without fear of judgment

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